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The Worst Albums of 2013

December 6, 2013

The following albums deserve no explanation whatsoever other than that they were complete and absolute shit. Either all hype and no substance or only snooty little hipsters (critics) liked this garbage because they knew no one else would so they gave it praise while the general public was left shaking their head saying “What the fuck did I just listen to?” They might be the best albums to play if you were planning on torturing a terrorist suspect. And here they are:

Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP2
Should have been called: Eminem I Ran Out of Ideas

French Montana Excuse My French
Should have been called: French Montana Excuse my Record

Youth Lagoon Wondrous Bughouse
Should have been called: Youth Lagoon What the Fuck!?

The Knife Shaking the Habitual
Should have been called: The Knife Perfect for Deaf People

Boards of Canada Tomorrow’s Harvest
Should have been called: Boards of Canada Bored in Canada

Kurt Vile Wakin on a Pretty Daze
Should have been called: Kurt Vile Let Me Put You in a Daze

Black Rebel Motorcycle Club Specter at the Feast
Should have been called: Black Rebel Motorcycle Club  Membership at Zero

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